This morning I had a dentist appointment. Usually not a big deal. I have a boring mouth (no cavities!). Today was quite the adventure! Not because of me. I love a good scraping. It was the entertainment factor. You see, it is an office that offers sedation dentistry. We go there because my dear sweet Richard has a issue with dentistry. Anyway, there was a sedated patient in the next room over. It was not going well. He was totally out of it, but not enough for them to do what they needed to do. He was trying to speak, coughing, gagging. All that fun stuff. Then he decides he has to pee. There are only girls working today so they put me ‘on notice’ that I may need to go with him for his safety. He was that out of it. At first I was thinking ew, yanno? But then I thought “is he hawt?” I didn’t say that though. He changed his mind about the bathroom and threw up again. They called his wife to get him. Heh. Poor guy. I tried to get a look in there on my way out, but no luck.

Malibu Barbie, my hygenist assured me that my Richard never has those issues…

LOL!

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