So I got out to my car this morning to go to work, like one usually does. I opened the garage door, unlocked the car, and got in. I was greeted by a really bad smell. At first I thought I was just a bit crazy or whatever, but as I started the car and backed out I was really convinced something had crawled in and died. I got out and looked under the seats. I found nothing. Hmm. I got in and rolled down the windows and made my way to work. As I drove along I looked around. I noticed the passenger door looked a little wet around the speaker. Now I was over at Betty’s last night till 9. It was dark and moist out when I left, and my roof had been down! In fact I had put the roof up before I drove home! It was almost cold! At any rate, I found it really odd to see wetness after all that time had passed.

As soon as I was safley parked I got a kleenex and went around to the passenger side to wipe it up. It was then that I noticed it wasn’t watery. It also was YELLOW on the tissue. It was like PEE. An animal (or cat) jumped into my car last night at Betty’s and peed (sprayed) in my car!!!!!

I could do none of those things. I was at work. Eeeew. It baked in the sun. Eeew. Something pissed IN my car. Eeew. Tomorrow I get to deal with it. Ew.

tagged: betty car piss eeew tainted and dirty