So apparently any good faith return to blogging is begun with the same steps. We all are familiar. We’ve all been there. First the big “is this thing on?” post. It’s just tradition, right? Second there’s a big “I updated my blogging software, I’m more productive and happy here!” post. Am I right? Step 3…

Welll, kids I cannot and will not do Step 3. No promises. I have broken the number one promise I made to ME when this site started. I won’t even link to it. I’m ashamed. I was going to write here (read HERE, not Twitter) everyday. I have broken that a number of times now. Sure we’re on on our ninth year… OMFG NINE YEARS. !!!!!!!!!!!! Also I am not the inspiration. I am practicing in advance. One of best all time online friends may bring his blog back. So in rallying (copying) support I said that if he did I would too. It’s easier with a partner. Yes?

Anyhoo. That said I have song lyrics. I know I’ve posted them up in here before. I’m doing it again. Somehow if I do stick with this site another few years they seem… fitting. Odd. Yes. So am I and thats why 28 people still come back daily with no new posts. I love you guys. So here we go. Not A Virgin by Poe. A great song.

I’m not a virgin anymore

I just thought you should know
Darlin’ I’ve been around
I took a walk up your block
In fact I have been all over town
Down by the lake
And underneath the table in my living room
But side with the blue blue moon

You can call me what you will
Call me a slut call me a jaded pill
But darlin I’ve got your number now

I’m not a virgin anymore
I’ve been taken
I’ve been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I’ve been open
And I’ve been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin
I just thought you should know my darling
Before we begin
I’m not a virgin anymore

Just thought you should know
Before you let another lie
Slip through those crooked little teeth
I don’t think you wanna start that shit with me

Much better yet
Tell me something dangerous and true
Oh yeah that looks much sexier on you

Careful what it is you say
‘Cause I can see right through you
On a cloudy day and darlin’ I think you wanna play
I’m not a virgin anymore
I’ve been taken
I’ve been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I’ve been open
And I’ve been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin
I just thought you should know my darling
So if you wanna play dirty darling I’m gonna win
I’m not a virgin anymore

Been there done that
(Say what?)
Get the hang of it
Get screwed
I screw you I had a whole lot of fun with it
I’ve had enough now so you better take a bow
It’s gonna be a new experience if you wanna play with me

Daisy chains and maryjanes
Happy ending fairy tales
Cannot fool me now

I’ve been taken
I’ve been hung up
I get down and start it over again
I’ve been open
And I’ve been closed like a book
And burned down like a written sin

Hell I’ve been divided
Out of my mind and reinvented again
I’ve been ignited and then uninvited
So honey
You break it up
I’m gonna put it back together again

I just thought you should know my darling
Before we begin

I’m not a virgin anymore

I’m sorry, I’m sorry
Do you get the gist of the song now?

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