I Love Paris In The Slammer
I love Paris in the springtime.
I love Paris in the fall.
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles,
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles.
Wait. What? She’s going to jail?! Oh. Heh.
I love Paris in the slammer.
I love Paris behind bars.
I love Paris in the shower when she lathers..
Cause I made her my bitch yo.
LOS ANGELES, California (AP)—A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in county jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress’s famous high life.
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail by June 5.
Full Story.
via Pink Is The New Blog.
UPDATE: I just thought of an alternate ending to the ditty… ‘I love Paris on the tile when she falls.’
Okay, I’m done..
