"So I cant decide what's worse, the regular heartbreaking cries outside a shut door, or the piercing bloodymurder yowls thruout the house.."
@ 11:46 pm Jan 07
"Srsly. If this cat isn't in heat.... OMFG! Poor thing..."
@ 9:31 pm Jan 07
"Holy cat-ass Batman! I think we were miss-diagnosed O_O"
@ 7:02 pm Jan 07
Pandora: "PS - I totally need a new picture. What should I change…"
[on Happy New Year!]
Pandora: "DANIEL! *throws around starbucks all over* I made resolutions…"
[on Happy New Year!]
At this point we have all seen the Sarah Silverman (I lover her!) video about f*cking Matt Damon. (Why can’t I just type fucking? What’s my damage?) Anyway, now Jimmy Kimmel has posted his response, ’I’m f*cking Ben Affleck’. It’s hilarious too. And so many celebs got in on it… totally funny. But it got me wondering. Who would you rather f*ck? Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?
(gay or straight, boy or girl, just play along. it’s a rhetorical thing… right?)
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really random quote
“I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like 'shut up, shut up, shut up...blah blah blah'.” - Ellen