Oh my gawd I am still laughing. “My Droopy Ol’ Puss Needed A Pick-Me-Up!” (via Tenth-Muse)

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daniel · mid-afternoon · 8 comments · ping it

I am uninvited. Or more clearly NOT invited…

...by one of Richard’s friends. A person that we had invited to OUR party. Well now I think this person should be UNinvited to ours if I am unwelcome at theirs. Richard doesn’t want to stoop to their level. I have no problem stooping… (If you are a member, log in for more details)  What would you do?

uninvite or not?

total votes: 26

uninvite! one rude turn deserves another

 31% (8)

 

leave it lie, we don't need more drama at christmas

 12% (3)

 

don't uninvite, but make a scene if they show. just like bree...

 12% (3)

 

pretend you don't know and be extra nice! kill 'em w/kindness!

 46% (12)

 

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daniel · late at night · 6 comments · ping it

It’s a tragedy! A tragedy, I tell you!

I went with Richard to the mall today. Yes, my one day off and I still went to a mall. I know I am insane. But there I was. I had tagged along for one reason. I wanted to pop into Sephora for a new bottle of cologne. So while Richard was lingering at Nordstrom I went off on my errand. Only to find out they didn’t have any. So I went over to Nordstrom. They had none as well, but suggested Saks. So I explained my plight to Richard and proceeded to every high-end department store in the mall. The young man at Bloomingdale’s was the one that finally told me that it had been discontinued. Thierry Mugler B-Men was gone?? *sniff* He suggested e-bay. He also almost sold me Tom Ford’s new fragrance. But I can’t help thinking as I wore it around the mall that I smelled like the imagery in the ads. I felt like I had spritzed myself with vagina juice. Even though it does smell nice, that product is not for me…

So we finished up at the mall and headed home. It took forever, due to all the joyous shoppers out and about. Damn traffic. But I made it safe, and proceeded to my Mac to do some searching. Thankfully Amazon came to my rescue. They had a full catalog of B-Men products! Which is good, as I was not too excited about e-bay cologne. Or the vagina juice. Although I have to admit that one is growing on me… Weird.

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daniel · early evening · say it · ping it

Look at what I just found in my archives!!!

I am sorry but that is so facking awesome. IN MY VAGINA!!! LOL

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daniel · mid-afternoon · 4 comments · ping it

...it’ll go straight to my vagina.

I love Family Guy. Stewie is the best! I didn’t see the show, Richard heard it and called. Here’s the message…

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daniel · evening · 2 comments · ping it

A friend sent me this one…

Thanks CBG!

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daniel · lunch time · 2 comments · ping it

Lysol For Feminine Hygiene via Boing Boing.

Here’s more…

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daniel · early evening · say it · ping it

For the ladies…

Tampon Taser Gun via Coolio’s.

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daniel · mid-afternoon · 2 comments · ping it

In a special edition of the Friday Broad Cast, Betty welcomes a very special guest to the show and hilarity ensues… or something like that.

Topics: Welcome, Animal Piss, Commercial Opportunities, FaFaRazzi, Poop, Soodz.com and more!

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daniel · mid-afternoon · 2 comments · ping it

So I took the best personality test ever (via Skittish), and the result thing is like crazy long. I was a sociopath, by the way. I don’t know how accurate that is, but there was this awesome ad along the way:

 

Sociopath You are 57% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

You are the Sociopath!  As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer.  You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person.  You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind.  Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them.  In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant.  Please don’t kill me for writing mean things about you! To put it less negatively: 1.  You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2.  You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted. 3.  You are more BRUTAL than gentle. 4.  You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Hippie. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig. * * If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way.  For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well.  Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. The other personality types: The Emo Kid:  Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist:  Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap:  Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute:  Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown:  Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot:  Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual:  Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner:  Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath:  Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser:  Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart:  Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig:  Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass:  Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 34% on Rationality You scored higher than 30% on Extroversion You scored higher than 92% on Brutality You scored higher than 82% on Arrogance

Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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daniel · early evening · 2 comments · ping it