Again with the search terms… I am so lucky to be on the first page of results for “homemade video of college kids having sex”. I hope they eventually find what they are looking for.
It’s Saturday afternoon. I am showered, shaved, and dressed all pretty for another day at work. Aren’t I lucky? Can you believe it’s Memorial Day weekend? Where did the year go? It’s practically ‘back to school’ time already! Then holiday! OMG! I need to get more organized. Time is running out! Why am I panicking?? Oh, look at the time. I am probably gonna be late for work. Meh. I was there till after 11:30 last night so whatever.
Keeping in mind my ADD as well as my OCD… not to mention my tendency to not necessarily exaggerate, but kinda round up.. often alter the reality and timeline of what I say. I offer these tales of my sordid past anyway. I also include their inspiration.
According to experts, my adult industry job would be…
Phone Sex Operator
The perfect job you can do from home. Set your own hours, get house chores done at the same time and get paid. Just make sure you don’t get your calls mixed up
Wow. And I thought I had a bit more potential… But.. if you think about it, those phone sex gals/guys have to be even better actors. You know, since they are probably really just sitting there or ironing something. So yeah. (via Betty)
Tonight I had the opportunity to explore some gay weblogs that I hadn’t visited before. Obviously not anyone on my blogroll, I enjoy, and recommend those folks! These I had dug out of blogrolls of others’ blogrolls, of other… well you get the idea. I have to say some were very depressing. A lot of stories of random drunken sex, sex in odd places, drugs… It is always a little jarring to read such accounts when your own life could have taken such a different turn. I was once in with a “bad crowd”, doing the drugs and hanging with dealers. It was all about the VIP room at the clubs, looking fantastic, drinking, and well, doing more drugs. I really don’t want to talk about my lowest moments here. I was just very lucky that my living situation blew up before I got into real trouble. My parents took me back in without ever really knowing what happened, and I moved on from that life. Luckily still healthy, and smarter. I guess years later to read what could have been is, well, a downer…
I don’t judge those people for doing what they do. It is all up to them how they live. I’m happy that I figured out that type of life wasn’t for me.
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updated: 05/24/2012 10:51 am