It smells like vagina in here! LOL (via Plurk friend)

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daniel · late morning · say it · ping it

I realize we all like to get it on and all. Really, I do. But at that volume? At 4:30 in the morning? I expect it from that guy, but from you two? Well, I was surprised, annoyed, and frankly I am blushing a bit.

Wow girl, you got some lungs!

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daniel · late morning · say it · ping it

Bubble flow chart of things to say during sex (via).

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daniel · late morning · 1 comment · ping it

OMG, he’s naked: Epke Zonderland (via, of course).

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daniel · evening · say it · ping it

I read an interesting post today. It involved sexuality, gender roles, and posed a question. Straight or gay, to me, the basic question is about sexual attraction. Are you attracted to masculinity/femininity or do you just need the right parts? Although of course it can go deeper than that. Sexuality can be very complex.

Sure it’s not at all work safe. In fact, you may be either offended or even grossed out if you click through… But I invite you to check it out. Then tell us anonymously: Do you pick A or B? I will provide a choice C, but you’ll have to justify it in comments.. I’ll leave my answer after the jump.

For me, well… this was not so tough. (But then I imagined meeting these two in a bar, fully clothed, because that is more likely than seeing them all naked with their genitals all akimbo…)  I like a manly man. A man that looks and smells and feels like a man. To me that’s the whole point. That’s what rev’s my engine long before we even get to the plumbing involved. So I think that I would have more to stimulate me with choice A. How far that stimulation would go is another story… I mean proper tools are gonna be needed at some point, I would think…

who are you attracted to?

total votes: 24

as a straight man i pick a

 0% (0)

 

as a straight man i pick b

 13% (3)

 

as a gay man i pick a

 29% (7)

 

as a gay man i pick b

 17% (4)

 

as a woman i pick a

 0% (0)

 

as a woman i pick b

 25% (6)

 

as a lesbian i pick a

 0% (0)

 

as a lesbian i pick b

 0% (0)

 

c (explained in comments)

 17% (4)

 

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daniel · early evening · 10 comments · ping it

How To Get Rid Of A One Night Stand. I am so addicted to the Howcast... Love it!

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daniel · late at night · say it · ping it

So now that my blog might be outed (thanks hon!) and my mother could very well become a daily reader I figured today was a good a day as any to introduce my new knitting forum. It’s called Yernin’ Fer Yarn.

Okay I kid. My mother does not knit. But she could be joining us here at dp.com very soon. I am officially as blog-outed as I can be without direct links going out in email. What if it happens? What if mom does become a regular reader? Hell. I think I am filtering now… wait till that day comes. Would I block her? Could I? Do I have to? I am not really offensive. I am out of the closet. No surprises there. Sure there are a few things I’d rather not have her (or my father) know about my life, but done is done. What could it hurt? So I have sex. So I lied as a kid. So I partied a bit heavily in my youth. So I almost dated a drug dealer. So I said that my parents splash water when they wash their hands. I really have nothing that I am ashamed of here. I just don’t want yet an other ‘known’ audience member to write for. I cannot picture myself publishing some of the things that I do knowing my MOTHER might read it. Part of me would want to delete my whole online existence. Part of me says SCREW THAT! I have put a lot into this for the last 4 (FOUR!!!) years. What the hell? I could block their IP addresses if they come. But that seems extreme. It’s my family.

I hate that I have to even consider this. OMG. The problems caused by one stupidly created email.

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daniel · the wee hours · 4 comments · ping it

Times sure have changed.

You all know I am a Madonna queen. I go waaay back. Further than I care to admit. I remember staying up late, after bedtime, with my clock radio pressed against my ear to hear her latest song premier on radio. RADIO. I think it was Material Girl then. She had not only video premiers, but RADIO premiers. So fucking fabulous. I knew that she was fabulous back when I was like 12.

Anyhoo. So, yeah. I was talking about today. I now have Justify My Love, THE VIDEO, in my iPod. I dunno if you remember or not. Justify My Love was a ‘go to the store and buy the video on VHS only’ due to ‘adult content’. I did go and buy it. I still have that tape, and one last machine that can play it. But now thanks to YouTube (and some other tech secrets) I now have that naughty video in my iPod Classic.

I love that.

“Wanting, needing, waiting….” Heh. “You put this in me…”

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daniel · the wee hours · 2 comments · ping it

My neighbor girls, well one of them at least… She’s totally getting fucked right now. I can hear her moaning and screaming from across the street. No, I am not mistaken. I heard it over my new iPod. Not to mention she is pretty vivid in her vocal descriptions of what’s happening to her. So unnecessarily loud actually, what with the windows open and all…

Ew.

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daniel · the wee hours · 4 comments · ping it

This has to be my favorite Flickr set of the week!!

Retro Sexy via everlasting blort.

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daniel · at some point · say it · ping it