June 05, 2009
Admission.
•
hotness
Dudes. I have to say, I have a bit of a crush on Ryan Seacrest. I mean, say what you will. I know. He’s not traditionally hawt. But he’s so efficient and professional. You just know he keeps a VERY tidy house… Plus, you know he has to have a nice bod to fill out those shiny little suits he wears… Right? Anyhoo, so when I heard tell from my man (odd, I know) that there was a photo out there that highlighted Ryan’s “Little Seacrest” (I totally get that joke, how did people miss that?) on Perez Hilton’s blog I had to look. I was obligated even. So I pass it on. Better late than never!
Ryan’s Seacrest! (via Richard)
November 21, 2008
August 28, 2007
Safe Search Is Your Friend
•
what's up?
Sometimes I like to go over to the Flickr and look at other peoples photos. We all do. It’s fun to be a voyeur like that sometimes. That’s why the site is so great! I like to look at the families, the older photos as well as the artsy shots. I think the shots with people are more interesting on Flickr. Who’s cute, who’s not… I like to make up little stories in my mind about the people that posed so well, or so awkwardly. It can be quite entertaining. But sometimes a trip into Flickr land can be quite jolting.
Take for instance my experience just last week. There I was cruising the blogs, like we all do. I was led to a Flickr link to something that came up as a warning due to a Safe Search preference. The photo in question was something with folks at a bar event. Nothing nasty. Lawd knows there are better places on the ‘net than Flickr for that! But still. I had never asked for this Safe Search business so I looked into it. I soon found it and shut it off. Is it new? I dunno. It was new to me. So of course I had to make sure it was off. I searched for something dirty…
Yes I know there are better places on the internets for things like that! I think I just covered that. I am trying to tell a story here!!
I actually typed in “penis” in the search field. Just to see. Kinda adolescent, sure, but remember I just was trying to establish that there were no longer limits on my search. Well it turns out that there aren’t that many penises on the Flickr. At least not tagged that way. But the first one I found led me into the most horrific group of photos I have ever seen. You know how sometimes on Flickr you can read the set title better than you can see the thumbnails? Well when the title has to do with destroyed body parts of any kind do not click through. For me at that moment it was too late. It was like that car accident you drove by and couldn’t look away from.
It was a group of photos detailing a man’s experience as his wife tortured and mutilated his genitals. There was nothing bloody about it. It was all quite clinical looking as far as the photos. The wife wasn’t shown. Just the poor man’s crotch. I almost didn’t think it was real until a few photos in. The techniques used… the kitchenware… and the results were all there. Absolutely horrifying. I wish I had never challenged the Safe Search!!
What has lived on in my mind isn’t so much the imagery (although OMG EW EW EW EW OUCH!!!!!) but the attitude about it. How he loved his wife. How they were ‘discovering new ways to satisfy each other’. How he knew she loved him. How if she wanted sex with a penis she got together with a friend… and the one comment that I saw from a woman proclaiming the wife to be a ‘goddess’.
I just can’t get it out of my head. I got the hell out as soon as I realized what I was seeing, but it was too late I think. 2 minutes was too much. If it was even that long. I just wonder how many people live like that and creep myself out. Maybe now that I’ve let it out I can let it go.
I should write an article warning horny teens: “Penis Searches Gone Wrong!” or “Safe Search is Your Friend.”
April 22, 2007
How Do You Shake It?
•
lunchtime poll
This of course is a poll for the guys. Unless ladies, you know for certain some intimate details about your man.
The other night we went out to dinner. After we were shown our table I got up to use the restroom. Someone else was at the urinal, so I opted for the only stall, which was the glamour handicap stall. I typically try not to use the handicap stall, but will usually use a stall over a urinal. That however, is another post entirely. At any rate, the urinal was wedged between the stall and the sink. Not a lot of breathing room yo. I went in. I didn’t want to touch the seat to lift it, so as I did my thing I was looking down to watch my aim, yanno? So out of the corner of my eye I caught some shadows on the floor. It was the guy at the urinal finishing up. Huh. It is normal to give it a shake or two, but from what I could tell from the shadow action he was really working it! Whipping it to and fro… there had to be spattering. It just looked to be too rough of a shake!
So of course I thought it was a great poll question. Shake it? Squeeze it? Blot it like Beckham? How do you get rid of that last drip?
gotta topic?
April 16, 2007
I’m Dirteh
•
whaat!
I just twittered a link to David Beckham (possibly) nude. And I mean full frontal. (via omg blog)
I am like a spam sending porn twitterer. Dirteh.
March 07, 2007
An Experiment?
•
link-tastic! •
whaat!
How Many Condoms Can You Wear at Once? (NSFW)
The Experiment
Some of you may have heard of the practice of
February 23, 2007
Okay, Tell Me This…
•
pop culture •
whaat!
First of all… Isn’t Daniel Radcliffe a minor??
Secondly.. Oh my! Should we even be looking?? Gah!
And thirdly, is that even real? Photoshop? What?
page 1 of 1 pages
