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Navy in the house!! Like 15 of them lol... @SnoozeAMEatery 12:03 pm May 23

My new fave... Clearly (@ Ponce's Mexican Restaurant) http://t.co/aTrPOqv3 8:41 pm May 22

#glee makes me realize high school for me was a complete suck-fest 11:55 pm May 18

Big girls don't cry 11:36 pm May 18

Of course Puck's dad is from my Melrose... Yay 10:52 pm May 18

#glee did Chicago. Love love #love 10:45 pm May 18

Ok after a day of errands and housework Imma have an Oprah-tini now. I need a new name for my four-o-clock bevvy!! 4:04 pm May 18

@richardallen already got at that chair I see... 3:59 pm May 18

There are literally 50 people in line... Ha! (@ H&M) http://t.co/4zAYMjDv 1:06 pm May 18

I love when people in crosswalks compliment my car... :) 12:52 pm May 18

November 30, 2008
“Why’d You Take Off Your Pants?”
what's up?

Because I am running around here doing housework and it’s hot..

Any other questions?


tagged: hot pants housework
February 09, 2008
Domestic And Low Sugar Or Something..
mmm, food...what's up?

Clearly I am a domestic goddess. Well, god actually. Either way, I have done grocery shopping, I have laundry going, and I just took a cake out of the oven. In just a bit I will be making dinner. I rock! I also called my mom, but she didn’t answer. I am all family-domestic today!

Just so you know, it is a low sugar cake that I am trying out. I have found that the most effective weight loss trick for me was to cut out sugar, so I am looking to find ways to have all the normal things I like in a low sugar form. Sheesh! I sound like I have one hell of a sweet tooth. I don’t actually, but I enjoy baking things and having dessert on occasion. Most of my sugar was in the red wine I love so much… and the types of packaged foods I brought for lunch (you’d think yogurt was harmless…) So anyhoo, whatever it takes. I was up to a 40 inch waist on my pants and now I am almost ready to explore the world of 36. I think I can handle no/low sugar along with my usual low fat.

Okay, I gotta create a meal. Richard isn’t home yet, but I don’t wanna eat too late. Besides, we’ve been arguing all day anyway. I can eat on my own.


tagged: richard mom laundry pants grocery cake baking dessert meh  meh
August 29, 2007
Prompt Attention
funny hahalink-tastic!

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imageApparently a real dry cleaner too. Amazing! (via Richard)


tagged: links funny pants dry cleaner drop
April 16, 2007
Retro
thoughts i hadwhat's up?

I am wearing a white and grey striped dress shirt with light grey flat front pants. The tie is pink. If only I had white shoes, a white belt, and a hat.


tagged: pants outfit retro white dress shirt grey
March 27, 2004
What’s The Sign For…
link-tastic!

Okay, so like, this is the best link ever. A sign language tutorial for everyday people. Really. I have always wondered about the signs for more obscure phrases, like “Blowjob” or the always handy “Pull my pants down” or even “I want to pull the shrieking voices from my head and smoosh them!” (I could have used that last one just today!)

Fudtz Sign Language via Martinis, Persistence, and a Smile


tagged: pants sign language blowjob
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Hi. I'm Daniel. This is my blog. I don't update like I used to, but my awesomeness requires an actual website.

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