Well, almost. I mean there was the sparkle-y spandex vest I used to wear to the clubs. Oh, and that whole ‘having sex with men’ thing is pretty gay too. But today I was really pretty gay. We went to Michael’s, bought tee-shirts and iron-on letters.
Then I made custom shirts for us to wear at our American Idol gig on Wednesday. It’s amazing what you can do with 15 dollars, a half an hour, and a whole lot of sass! LOL! The Blaker Girls site inspired me…
Check out the gallery for the step by step blogumentary style images. I am too embarrassed to elaborate further. So, so gay. But at least everyone will know we are Blake Lewis fans… and erm, gayer than hell. Heh. At least the event will be memorable.
Okay. I did a podcast. It sucked because my podcast mojo has left me. Damn. Anyway. I try to make up for it with amazing show notes. I mean look at these! You don’t even have to listen to the podcast thingie!
Aunt Barbara intro. I hope she don’t mind…
Why I haven’t podcasted in a while, a poor excuse.
Working out.
Doing chores instead of working out.
Some false modesty.
Cream of chicken cooking…
Amy arrives, and apparently smokes less. Oh, and she killed animals as a child.
Amy kills my ‘podcasting mojo’.
I am not interesting.
The American Idol party is coming soon! Blake!
I talk aboot kids and stress.
My social life update… I am interesting!
Gay people judge.
I love on the Internets.
The podcast drinking game.
I hate editing.
Issues talking about the past.
I get crafty gay.
There are hotties at my gym.
I sneeze.
About tonight’s American Idol… I don’t know what to think. I mean. Yeah, I wanted Blake Lewis and Jordin Sparks to make it. I did. I even commented about it. Melinda was just in another league compared to the rest in the program. But after all those scenes of her going home… I don’t know. I didn’t want any of them to go home after all of that. Sigh.
Speaking of cute little Blakey-poo, is it just me or did he seem really gay tonight? I may just be unfairly stereotyping but seriously. He seemed more gay than usual to me… Maybe just wishful thinking.
Anyhoo. So now we know who we will be rooting for next week. Or do we. Blake? Jordin? They are both great. Both hawt. I am torn. The final two. Yaaaay Blake!! (Torn may not be the right word...)
About tonight’s 
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