And to think it’s Disney inspired… Heh. Think Jessica Rabbit, only the boys..
Disney Heros (via).

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daniel · lunch time · 2 comments · ping it

So I was out the other night with some friends. I have pretty friends. Too pretty I think. Somehow we got to talking about music and this one friend was like all aboot Xtina and some other young hotties. So I pointed out that he was like 12. How can I defend Madge with someone so young? It was then that he revealed that he was older than I. Much older. Of course I squealed with delight. Older? Hahahah. But he looks good… But who cares, I was YOUNGER! But we had been drinking… So all points were lost. Then out of nowhere he said he looked younger. Fuck.

Hold up.

What?

Of course I was graceful and let the conversation flow. But inside I screamed. I do not have a single wrinkle. My skin is not only youthful, I still need acne products. I am as moist as can be! So clearly the remark was aimed at my hairline. Betch. So yeah, you got all your hair but I can see every moment you spent in the sun this past summer. All I need is a hat while you have to apply your Cover Girl. But make up does little for wrinkles. Heh.

Still. I’d rather have my hair. I had a lot of hair once. In the right lighting I still do. Aging totally sucks yo. Maybe it’s time to shave my head? A lot of the boys at the bar were sporting shaved heads. I could go that route. Tall, dark eye brows, maybe a goatee? I could do it… What say you? 

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daniel · the wee hours · 5 comments · ping it

Oh. My. Gawd.

So like, I was trying to leave work early today. I so couldn’t escape. I was like super bummed, cause like, Richard totally called me to say that he was like having his new BFF Captain over for drinkies and junk. I was like, oh em gee! No way! So like, yeah, I totally like wanted to like ditch the whole work thing and join in! Drinkies at my place? I am so there! But like I wasn’t there. I had to work for… ew, two more hours! Anyhoo, so there I was.. Werk, werk, and like stuff. I totally lost track of time! I was so busted that I ended up working totally late! So then Richard tried to get me to stop and pick up food! Can you even?! I would SO never get home if I did that! I totally said no. So he was all, “Fine, we will go get pizza while you are like on your way.” Okay… but not so much. By the time I got to the house those two hadn’t BUDGED! Right?! At first I was like, “whatevah”. Then I realized that there was a near empty bottle of rum on the counter. Okay, so it was like a little bottle, but still. Ell oh ell! Heh! Apparently they were trying out this Pumpkin Martini recipe I found. So not wanting to volunteer for like a DUI or DWI even, Captain was on the horn to his man making food delivery arrangements! It was totally David to the rescue! (BTW, that would so make a great movie title, right? It should totally be a movie! I wonder if Jake is free to play me?) Yeah, so the pizza was great and junk! I like pizza with the boys. But then I like pizza. I like boys too. Oh em gee! Ell oh ell!

[clearly daniel is in a weird place tonight. oh, and the cat seems fine.]

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daniel · late at night · say it · ping it

Remember those loud sorority girls across the street? Yeah, the loud ones with the poor parking skills… The ones that stayed out all night at bars and/or clubs only to come home really wasted and loud waking the whole block? Well apparently the dress like a skank ass ho and hang out at the sidewalk sale out side the club till 4 AM thing totally worked for them. They have a whole new gig now! The plus side is that they don’t come home at 4 in the morning totally drunk and loud. I mean, it is good to look at the bright side, right?

Some damn bright side… It’s because now they never leave the house. It seems in the many weeks of late night clubbing 2 out of the three have landed themselves some mens! Ooh er! So now they stay in and drink all night and get loud with their boyfriends. This morning, after a sleepless night due to their noise Richard got up at 5 for work. While he was getting ready he noticed that the last light across the way was finally shut off as our very popular neighbor gals ‘called it a night’. Woo! They are busy!

Anyhoo, I think tonight there may be some kind of gathering. It sounds like a party, but mostly guys. Did the new BF’s have their BFFs over to meet the gals? I think there is still one without a man of her own. Maybe they are trying to pimp her out introduce her around. On a Wednesday too. Wow, it sounds like a lot of people! (Where did they all park? /parking police)

Dude, it sounds like I totally have been spying! Dirt! I haven’t, I SWEAR! It’s just that it IS summer, windows are open, and they are THAT LOUD. It’s not like I am sitting at the window with binoculars… Besides, they shut the blinds. I didn’t think they knew how. Maybe there is some drug use happening too. How glam of them! 

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daniel · late at night · 1 comment · ping it

Ok Go Dance Video via everlasting blort. Heh. Boys in speedos. 

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daniel · terribly early · say it · ping it

Wow! Number 10! Is that an anniversary? Do I get presents?

Mentioned: Amy, Betty, Richard, boys, coming out, ...was i there? (the name), kissing…

Again I continue to ramble late at night. Heh. Not to mention that GarageBand crashed and I almost lost the whole thing, then I had to re-edit the shit, THEN when I was doing that I forgot to include my image file. Damn!

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daniel · late morning · 2 comments · ping it

We tend to be conscious of pulling the drapes over if we aren’t acting right. Or are they sheers? Who knows. But the houses in my neighborhood line up pretty well, and so do the windows. The houses are also pretty close together. That’s why the dance show over the holidays was so exciting. It was literally just right there.

Our new neighbors in that house have been much more obsessive about their privacy though. As soon as the sun sets so do their shades. If I pulled my sheers she’d shut her shades. It’s been kinda funny. Not that I’m watching my neighbors or anything… But what’s funnier is that now that it’s been warmer, or even hot, their shades are never shut. Miss privacy has been spotted sitting at her window even. Tonight was a bit much though. She, miss privacy shuttheshadesandfoldsgrocerybags, was sitting in her spare room sprawled out watching TV in her bra and panties with the shades up. And the way the houses line up, I got an eyeful! 

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daniel · the wee hours · 2 comments · ping it