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Navy in the house!! Like 15 of them lol... @SnoozeAMEatery 12:03 pm May 23

My new fave... Clearly (@ Ponce's Mexican Restaurant) http://t.co/aTrPOqv3 8:41 pm May 22

#glee makes me realize high school for me was a complete suck-fest 11:55 pm May 18

Big girls don't cry 11:36 pm May 18

Of course Puck's dad is from my Melrose... Yay 10:52 pm May 18

#glee did Chicago. Love love #love 10:45 pm May 18

Ok after a day of errands and housework Imma have an Oprah-tini now. I need a new name for my four-o-clock bevvy!! 4:04 pm May 18

@richardallen already got at that chair I see... 3:59 pm May 18

There are literally 50 people in line... Ha! (@ H&M) http://t.co/4zAYMjDv 1:06 pm May 18

I love when people in crosswalks compliment my car... :) 12:52 pm May 18

December 17, 2007
A New Holiday Tradition!
funny haha

As always, dp.com strives to give you warm fuzzies during the holidays. (Originally posted last year)

Merry kiss my ass!

 


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December 04, 2007
Holiday Card Update
what's up?

Dude. Some of y’all have long ass addresses! Srsly! My hand is numb. Okay not really, but I am working on getting the cards out. So… If you have not signed up for the dp.com holiday Card Exchange™ time is really running out. I think we are on our last 48 hours yo. If yo are still interested, put your snail mail in this handy contact form. We will send a card. *wink* A sassy card even…

And if you haven’t updated your info, you may want to visit the aforementioned contact form as well. Keep me up to date so I can fill your box with cheer! Heh.

LAST CALL

imageOh, and if you are just now trusting me with your info, and we haven’t met in comments or something… let’s chat yo. Tell me what your deal is wink


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November 22, 2007
Thanksgiving; A Podcast.
it's a podcast!

I recorded this thing sooo many times this week. I think my first Thanksgiving effort was an hour long. From there it shrunk each time I re-did it. The iPod recording device totally sucks ass. Sorry. In other news, I get to talk about my meal, my day, and what I’m thankful for. I say ‘blessed’ a lot too. Odd, cause I am not a religious man, but I do feel blessed. Heh. Whatever. It’s a short one. I need to get my groove back after shooting so many blanks…




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October 22, 2006
Podcast #11, Halloween 2006
it's a podcast!

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Where do I begin?? Betty and I went out for pumpkins today with intent to carve! I mean, after all, we got that power saw at Oktoberfest.. So we ended up at the gi-normous pumpkin patch in Mission Valley right here in the heart of San Diego. It was 80 degrees, I wore shorts, and we went to pumpkin shoppin’! Lots of craziness ensued. We saw a man’s ass crack. We saw Eeyore. We bought a ton of pumpkin.

No editing other than some cheesy clapping and laughing.. Here is our fall day in San Diego. Plus! Ass crack after the jump….

Check out pictures! Here, here, and video here!




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September 29, 2006
Another Great Invention!
link-tastic!

I *heart* the internets!

imageAss In The Box via The Presurfer.


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January 27, 2004
Productive After All!
bloggingmoney spent

So, not only did I get out of the house today, I got a new desk chair! My ass is already thanking me!

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Hi. I'm Daniel. This is my blog. I don't update like I used to, but my awesomeness requires an actual website.

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