What a night! Can I just tell you first, that alcohol is a very dangerous drug? Especially when combined with glitter, hair, and heels…

I was logged into Facebook the other day and saw that Vuboq was a-coming-to-town. Like Santa. Kinda. Only this was for work and not like gift giving and reindeer. Now we’ve only chatted a bit here and there on the Social Networks, mostly the Twitter. But hey, I read his blog pretty regularly, and I am like the San Diego welcome wagon, so I sent him a message inviting him to our holiday Shindig. Sadly, after much traveling that day he cancelled. But being the persistent one, I mentioned we should at least do drinks while he was in town.

Because, to be perfectly honest, most of my friends are FROM the internet. And also, I figured he’d cancel again. Just cause, you know, we hadn’t chatted that often before. But the next day we had a date, time, and place all figured out. Yay! Being that it was going to be a Wednesday I naturally chose Dreamgirls over at the Urban Mo’s. A guaranteed good time. As it turned out I was right!

So Vuboq (can I say his name? Not sure since he doesn’t use it..) is amazing. He’s fun, frisky, and adorable all at once. It was surprisingly easy to talk to him, and it was that weird “like we’ve known each other forever” vibe. I am so, so, soo glad we met!!! (In fact I wish he lived here… So we could hang out and laugh a lot and have Martini Time). Plus, he brought the fantastic Miss Michelle M. She’s not a tweet or a blog, so like… no link. But she is FUN! Also a local gal so we hope to see her again.

It turned out that the drag show was the most perfect venue.. We had the most amazing time talking, watching the scandalous performances of the Dreamgirl’s Beauties, and enjoying boozy beverages. Ice broken, we ended up on the heated patio and just talked, laughed, and harassed the “girl’s”. Well, not harassed so much as meet and greeted… and photographed! Yay! So here’s a few photos:

 

 

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... I just today discovered the most amazing website! It’s called iWeatherman. I adore iWeatherman! Only because it is none other than my latest local news crush Mr. Kyle Hunter, now, and (through some searching) before he was so famous!! Where were you, internet? Why was I not made aware earlier? 2008? 1992?? Really? I’d have posted his amateur daily weather reports! I’d have chatted up his cuteness! I’d have encouraged viewers!

I’d be years ahead of the whole Kyle Hunter phenomenon!!

Damn. I had to find out through a link on Kyle’s own Twitter page (@kylehunter) and then do a Google search. It was really just chance that I stumbled on my Kyle’s YouTube page...

I hate missing out on stuff. But I do love me some Kyle Hunter! But not in that stalker way. We all know I am taken, and a monogamy boy. I just think Kyle rocks! I kinda look up to him since he has the career I wanted once upon a time. (But if I were single, slimmer, younger, and hawter I’d totally try to do him… whether he likes boys or not! Don’t tell!)

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So here we are on Twitter. I’m tweeting, you’re tweeting, we are all tweeting about… whatever! What am I doing, what are you thinking, who’s drunk-tweeting, who’s pissed? Like that. Fun! You don’t know me but you follow me. I follow you. No worries, it’s Twitter! Yay! Only here come’s a new service called Quitter. Well it’s not so new. It was broken for quite a while, but now it’s back. So I get an email notification whenever anyone stops following me, and what my last (and possibly offensive) tweet was. I have lost upwards from 20 followers the past week.

So what gives? There was a handful that apparently I just didn’t follow back fast enough. Little one-nighter tweeters. Then there are the one’s I know that don’t surprise me (hello RL *drama* club). Then there’s the other 90% that make no sense. We don’t know each other, haven’t communicated via Twitter other than following. Following and seeing ‘what you are doing’ is kinda the point, right? But apparently not enough? Was I not funny, real, interesting, and frequently updated? What else is there? Do we have to become friends? I am at 400 followers. Do I have to “@reply” to them all each day?

What? What do YOU expect from Twitter? Why do we lose followers? 

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Baby’s First Internet (via).

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No, no, no…. It’s not here. You flatter me!

The internet is huge. But what is the internet’s exact size? Eric Schmidt, Google CEO, said that from the data recorded by the search engine it seems that at this specific moment, the internet is made up of 5 million terabytes.

But where is the exact center?? This site explains it all: www.exactcenteroftheinternet.com (via).

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Internet Love Song (via). Hilarious.

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So today is my mother’s birthday. Aw. My mom! And I am nowhere near her. I sent her flowers tho. They got there early. I figured since they screwed up the last time so bad (the 1-800-Flowers people, I mean) I sent them over to her 2 days early to account for the delivery suckage. I don’t know how much she liked them. I didn’t hear from her for a full day after I got the delivery confirmation in my email. Weird. And even then her note was about so many other things. I dunno. I hate being so far sometimes. I miss my family. It’s the things like birthdays and Mother’s Day that make me feel it more. Don’t get me started on Christmas…

Anyhoo, tonight is pretty low key. Richard is watching the shows he’s missed somehow even tho I saw them. (Isn’t the DVR technology just grand?) I am up here in the office looking at a lot of blogs but not commenting. I need to comment more, I know. I am just in a weird spot right now. I figure if I can get posting on my own blog 3 times a day again it will be time to go play more social again. You see, I was reading this interesting post over at The Blog Herald. And before you can even say it, yes. Yes I am a blogger that reads about blogs and blogging. I find it balances all of my celebrity gossip consumption.

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I have no hangover. I woke up at my normal time and started my household chores like any other day off… I partied responsibly yo.

Now why I feel I needed to tell the internet that, I am not sure. Maybe it was the fact that the last post was ‘brought to you by booze’? Or was it that I just got a text message inquiring about my hungovered-ness…

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It’s a heavy-blog day. Like a heavy-flow day, only for bloggers. Srsly. I have posted 3 times already. I have! What? You don’t see them? Heh. Right… It’s because they are not on my blog. In fact they are all over town. There’s one at Yoshi’s, one at Katie’s, and one at Pandora’s. It’s like the old days. You know, back when I’d post my link all over the internet for free. Heh. Oh, I still tend to do that when I get the chance. Right. I would have done more since it is that FFAF thing where folk’s open there blogs, but I was busy f*cking Matt Damon. (That NEVER gets old…)

So what haven’t I covered elsewhere? I had an OCD fit today and began cleaning house the minute I walked in the door. This caused a bit of a spat between me and my man… Right. Other than that it’s been low key and tidy around here. And I got a big head start on the laundry… Woo!

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I never really thought about it. Hmm…

Luckily we have the internet to answer these tough life-changing questions for us.

Who is Your Ideal TV Boyfriend?

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(via some cool kids) Click it, take it, and comment with your tv bf yo…

UPDATE: This post was not very diverse was it? Here is a quiz for our readers not looking for an ideal TV boyfriend… Still comment with your results, please. These are life-changing questions here!

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