Chatting online about food is starting to get to me… I am hungry! You see, we are going over to Betty and Beetle’s tonight to participate in a live draft session for the Fafarazzi game. (We are addicts. We know. It’s like gambling!!! On crotch shots!!)

Anyway, so we are meeting at Betty’s for the draft, and there is going to be PIZZA! MMMMMM! I am getting hungry. Did I say that? I did? Oh.

Sheesh. I need to give up on the typing and get outa here! I just wanted to note that I was able to survive the day after, and in exactly one hour it will be the exact moment of the thing. If you don’t know about the thing, check the archives. I don’t want to dwell on it now. I just needed to make note of it. For me, yanno? 

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So this one is pretty experimental. We bought a RCA branded voice recorder. I know.. the iRiver is recommended. I already have an iPod for my MP3 player so I figured we’d give this a go! Sure the quality kinda sucks, but it works well otherwise. Besides, you could always tell if it was a mo-cast. LOL. I got that one from Shel.

Mentioned: neighbors, Fafarazzi, dinner, seasonal drinking, holiday decor, goddamn hoors, and a lot of blathering on about nothing…

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Could I possible ramble more? I mean really kids… Don’t bother listening to this one! Will someone give me something to talk about!?

Just kidding! I keeeed! Really.

Kinda.

Mentioned: VCR’s (remember those) cable TV, that commercial with the twins, Betty, Richard, Fafarazzi, death, time zones… and more! (Plus! My chair still squeaks!)

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Tonight Richard brought home some fresh homemade tamales that he paid one of his co-workers to whip up for him. He was excited! He made or, erm, did up some beans and rice to go with them. And then insisted that I go and eat with him downstairs, “with the family”. Heh. The family. That would be us and the cats, but okay… I started to feel bad. So I went downstairs just as he was turning on the TV. I asked him what he was doing, as he was so insistent on my company. He made me feel GUILTY!

“Well I have to watch Entertainment Tonight and The Insider! I need to keep track for Fafarazzi">Fafarazzi! I have to keep up with Betty!”

I sighed and went back upstairs.

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The Fafarazzi">Fafarazzi season is upon us… I think I have a bad team. Not a single point as of 7 am Tuesday. What do you think? Any hope for these celebs?

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This is the one where I ramble and say “umm” a lot. Also mentioned: squeaky chair, Fafarazzi.com. and Betty! Also some random bits from the hard drive.

(Could I sound more stoopid? Seriously. I need to get over the shy factor here.)

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In a special edition of the Friday Broad Cast, Betty welcomes a very special guest to the show and hilarity ensues… or something like that.

Topics: Welcome, Animal Piss, Commercial Opportunities, FaFaRazzi, Poop, Soodz.com and more!

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FaFaRazzi

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So here we are in the middle of the FaFaRazzi season and I am doing poorly! In fact, my team the dp.com hoo hoo parade is currently in 6th place with 18 days left in the season. I have a mere ten points. Others are doing MUCH better! First, a recap on the game itself…

Fafarazzi.com">Fafarazzi.com is a Fantasy Celebrity League. It’s like fantasy sports but instead of points being scored for homeruns and touchdowns they’re scored for divorces, catfights and nose jobs!

Betty likes to add nip-slips to that list. But basically anytime one of your celebs is in the press you get points. Cool right? So we all picked our draft pool celebs, then the FaFa did the draft. Now we are gaining points by the day as the news and gossip happens. We can trade our players with each other (right) or swap with unchosen celebs. That’s where it’s tricky for me. There is no predictive for the celeb who will be in the news! I am so bad at keeping up with current events anymore! The new job, though *slightly* more regular has really drained me. I spend my internets time staring at the screen because my brain is tired! Heh. So where was I going with all of this? Oh yeah! The recap of how we are doing…

First place is Tess with 32 points! Then we have April with 14 points. Our very own Betty, who is also the league Commissioner has 12 points. Her Beetle has 11. Richard and I each have 10, followed by Luka’s 6. In last place we have Chatty.

As confusing as it seems it is a lot of fun to come home and review the days highlights… I recommend giving it a whirl.

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