As always, dp.com strives to give you warm fuzzies during the holidays. (Originally posted last year)

Merry kiss my ass!

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Dude. Some of y’all have long ass addresses! Srsly! My hand is numb. Okay not really, but I am working on getting the cards out. So… If you have not signed up for the dp.com holiday Card Exchange™ time is really running out. I think we are on our last 48 hours yo. If yo are still interested, put your snail mail in this handy contact form. We will send a card. *wink* A sassy card even…

And if you haven’t updated your info, you may want to visit the aforementioned contact form as well. Keep me up to date so I can fill your box with cheer! Heh.

LAST CALL

Oh, and if you are just now trusting me with your info, and we haven’t met in comments or something… let’s chat yo. Tell me what your deal is

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I recorded this thing sooo many times this week. I think my first Thanksgiving effort was an hour long. From there it shrunk each time I re-did it. The iPod recording device totally sucks ass. Sorry. In other news, I get to talk about my meal, my day, and what I’m thankful for. I say ‘blessed’ a lot too. Odd, cause I am not a religious man, but I do feel blessed. Heh. Whatever. It’s a short one. I need to get my groove back after shooting so many blanks…

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Where do I begin?? Betty and I went out for pumpkins today with intent to carve! I mean, after all, we got that power saw at Oktoberfest.. So we ended up at the gi-normous pumpkin patch in Mission Valley right here in the heart of San Diego. It was 80 degrees, I wore shorts, and we went to pumpkin shoppin’! Lots of craziness ensued. We saw a man’s ass crack. We saw Eeyore. We bought a ton of pumpkin.

No editing other than some cheesy clapping and laughing.. Here is our fall day in San Diego. Plus! Ass crack after the jump….

Check out pictures! Here, here, and video here!

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I *heart* the internets!

Ass In The Box via The Presurfer.

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So, not only did I get out of the house today, I got a new desk chair! My ass is already thanking me!

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