So I was out the other night with some friends. I have pretty friends. Too pretty I think. Somehow we got to talking about music and this one friend was like all aboot Xtina and some other young hotties. So I pointed out that he was like 12. How can I defend Madge with someone so young? It was then that he revealed that he was older than I. Much older. Of course I squealed with delight. Older? Hahahah. But he looks good… But who cares, I was YOUNGER! But we had been drinking… So all points were lost. Then out of nowhere he said he looked younger. Fuck.
Hold up.
What?
Of course I was graceful and let the conversation flow. But inside I screamed. I do not have a single wrinkle. My skin is not only youthful, I still need acne products. I am as moist as can be! So clearly the remark was aimed at my hairline. Betch. So yeah, you got all your hair but I can see every moment you spent in the sun this past summer. All I need is a hat while you have to apply your Cover Girl. But make up does little for wrinkles. Heh.
Still. I’d rather have my hair. I had a lot of hair once. In the right lighting I still do. Aging totally sucks yo. Maybe it’s time to shave my head? A lot of the boys at the bar were sporting shaved heads. I could go that route. Tall, dark eye brows, maybe a goatee? I could do it… What say you?
tagged: time friends boys hair pretty hotties acne madge xtina
I finally saw “The Mexican”. Very nice. And it had the added bonus of surround sound to block out the kiddie party. That madness lasted till just past sundown. (Good thing there was wine!)
So anyway, yeah. It was a great movie.
Saw this game over at Dramaqueen. It is very, very disgusting. The sound effects, I think, are what take it over the top. But geeze! It’s a little addicting. I’ve played five or six times, and cannot come close to her score of 18 left! She is clearly the champ.
In other news, my day to day non-webpage type email address has recieved nearly 100 150 spam messages. I have only ever averaged 10 to 15 a day from all three of my addresses. Kinda scary.
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