...was i there?

What The &@#% Are You Doing?

2009-06-02T05:10:55Z

Okay, I’m not really asking. But this is awesome and full of cursing!
Gordon Ramsay Swears at You! (via).

Someone Else’s Archives

2009-04-14T01:17:07Z

So every time we gather in a group along with Joelle we can’t help but talk about the web, internets, and our blogs. Naturally, right? Kinda? I mean y’all talk about your Facebook pages enough! Anyhoo. So one classic Tenth Muse entry always comes to mind. The first time I read it I was laughing so hard I was crying:
Fiddy Wouldn’t Front. Awesome.

She has another gem up in there where she actually is calling out for help from the freezer section of a grocery. I tell you the woman has amazing encounters of the odd kind. And having witnessed one or two myself, and can vouch for the authentic-ness of her archives.

What Are They Selling Again?

2009-04-11T02:18:59Z

Hard to remember once the stripping starts….

Super 14 Jersey Swap (via).

With Only Their iPhones?

2009-03-09T00:41:12Z

Can Spice Girls make music with iPhones?

The Greatest Golf Gift Ever?

2009-03-04T15:24:34Z

How many times has this happened? You’re playing 18 holes with your best buddies, drinking sport-“ades”, water, beer, etc. You’re coming up to the 3rd hole with no rest room in sight. There are no trees or bushes around and you just have to go, what are you going to do?

UroClub (via).

Fun With Flowcharts!

2009-02-24T04:33:20Z

A Flowchart That Describes 90% of All Porno Movies (via).

I feel like I posted this before, but maybe not. Heh.

You Can?

2009-02-10T03:47:23Z

You Can Shave The Baby (via).

All I can say is… OMG.

This Is A First

2009-02-06T07:15:29Z

By that title I mean, this is the first non-OCD LOLcat anyone ever sent me. I feel *sniff* special.
Interior Decoratr Kitteh (via).

The Main Reason I Avoided Cameras

2009-02-02T02:51:01Z

No one wants to end up here…
Sexy People (via).

Who Knew There Was Such A Site?

2009-01-31T18:50:00Z

Old Jews Telling Jokes (via).

Top Secret… Shh!

2009-01-30T07:50:33Z

People, big news. I have been in talks with a new designer regarding a “new look” for dp.com! Exciting! I know… It’s about time, right? For a TOP SECRET sneak peak click HERE.

Let me know what you think in comments… Thanks!

Never Slam A Door With A Boner

2009-01-29T02:02:23Z

OMG, they’re hard and weird: Boners (via... naturally).

Your Own Obama

2009-01-26T22:10:40Z

Obama For Your Desk (via).

OCD Cat

2009-01-17T18:21:24Z

Why do people send me the OCD jokes?
OCD Cat is disturbed by the loose thread (via).

Two Great Tastes…

2009-01-16T16:39:10Z

Well, one great taste anyways. I usually like my vodka better with a mixer of sorts… Anyways, this is still amazing!
Homemade Bacon Vodka!! (via)