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You will find something you lost and lose it again a short time later. - Someone will spit in your taco. - You need to spend some time thinking about your future. - Clear your browser history.
Here’s my favorite one.
“Duck! • Money isn’t everything. • Your usually dominant manner is replaced by a coy submissiveness today. Go with it. • Clear your browser history.”
If you eat at taco bell, that ‘spit in your taco” bit is a fait accompli, isn’t it?