Ah Ty… quality
I would rather see the tool he carried in front though

Yeah, turn around bitch! 

Damn!  I’m nearly speechless.

::drool::

[adjusts pants]

*whistle* Who’s that??!!

So, is that you getting ready to start hammering and nailing something?

OK, i need some help with my plumbing. Well, actually, let me break the toilet first, and then can you send him to my place?

Heeey...it’s that dude that makes me weep like a baby every Sunday night.  You know, he IS kind of hot.  I actually never thought about it (because I’m always too busy with the weeping) before.  ha!

mmmmm...ty.  definately the highlight of a mundane show with crappy designers.

Celebrity is such a weird thing.  Ty owns a house here in my neighborhood.  It seems like people on TV should all be out in California, which I guess he is now.  The film he is was made locally and I hear it’s rather good.

De Forest Kelly from Star Trek lived in my neighborhood before he became famous.  He used to live on Sidney Street.  I have no idea why this all came rambling off my fingertips.

it’s called name dropping, Jef.

Mmmm… now, where can I get me some of that?

-H

Don’t you find it a little bit Freudian that he has the tape measurer directly smack-bang in the center of his ass?

Okay, well maybe it’s just me.

mmm mmm mmm my oh my!

*BITE*