A friend found this under his seat on a plane coming back from Puerto Vallarta last weekend. Could it really be part of a draft from Lance?

“Like everyone else, I had heard the stories of his sexual compulsion and inability to be faithful to his endless succession of ‘husbands’, but, like fools for skin deep beauty since the dawn of time, I thought I could be the one to change him, and believed every lie he told me. Even after I found out that the place he took me on our first official ‘date’ -the Hotel Bel-Air- had been the scene of his and Chip’s wedding. In retrospect, instead of thinking about what a talented bottom he was, I should have listened to that little voice inside that said, ‘There’s something creepy about this’.

But I did learn one thing very quickly. After nearly falling in the first time I tried to _ _ _ _ Reichen, I always tied a rope around my waist before getting near his
_ _ _ with a hard _ _ . A friend suggested paying someone to combine a _ _ _ _ ring with one of those GPS tracking devices that skiers use in areas prone to avalanches but I found rope turned Reichen on a lot more and any among the menages he kept engineering could hold onto the other end. I think I left my Grammy award in there somewhere.

And, Davis? wherever you are: THANK YOU!”

omg! my poor reichen… that is mean! funny, but we are pro reichen AND lance.

i do need to find a new ‘power couple’ tho.

Wow, that was pretty uncalled for.  All the time and energy that went into composing that response.  Can you say ‘Bitter, much?’