I had this great idea to go to Michael’s to look into those artificial pumpkins they had at Oktoberfest to demo the carving saw I purchased. I figure if I successfully create a dp.com pumpkin it should last, right? So there I was at the craft store amidst the fall explosion of orange-y things…

I went a little nuts.

Fifty dollars and one floral arrangement, 3 artificial “craft” pumpkins in varied sizes, a bag of artificial seasonal gourds, and two bags of candy corn later I emerged and went shamefully to my car.

There has to be a way to justify all of my faux fall shenanigans…

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