Don’t they say that if you smell toast it means something? Like a stroke?

Hmm. That would be bad. It’s not that I smell it really. I am depicting the taste though. I really want some toast. I think that means I am hungry.

Today I’m having one of those mornings where it’s hard to get going. For example, it took almost twenty minutes to make coffee. That only involves four steps! Filter, beans, water, on-button.

I feel bad for my coworkers today. I am clearly having issues of some sort. Time to go get my damn toast… I’ll probably end up like this guy today!

tagged: issues toast stroke