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    <title>...was i there?</title>
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    <description>just as gay as ever</description>
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    <dc:creator>daniel@danielphillip.com</dc:creator>
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      <title>More Fall Madness&#8230;</title>
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<p>By the fireplace!
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      <dc:date>2008-10-10T08:04:33-08:00</dc:date>
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<p>She sends the craziest things sometimes! Hung-over pumpkins? Really?
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      <dc:date>2008-10-09T18:12:26-08:00</dc:date>
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<p>This is only the dining area&#8230;
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It smells like vagina in here! LOL (via Plurk friend) 
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      <dc:date>2008-10-08T18:18:04-08:00</dc:date>
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      <title>People Are Gross</title>
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<p>I coulda just tweeted this, but dude&#8230; I am in shock!
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So we are leaving Fashion Valley tonight after drinks at Bing  
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Crosby&#8217;s. Totally like a classy evening, right? So we had parked at  
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the parking garage outside of Nordy&#8217;s and had thought it woud be no  drama to get out cars.. It IS a nice neighborhood after all. Well not  so much. The only other car in the garage, a nice car even, had an old  dude pissing out the door. *pissing*
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What? Ew. Like I said, people are gross.
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<p>&#8220;A very handy, applicable scale for this day and age.&nbsp; To what degree is your counterpart feigning interest?&#8221;
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<img src="http://www.danielphillip.com/images/new.gif" alt="image" width="24" height="17"/><a href="http://www.danielphillip.com/images/13_funnyometer.gif" onclick="window.open('http://www.danielphillip.com/images/13_funnyometer.gif','popup','width=805,height=242,scrollbars=no,resizable=yes,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><b>Hahaha chart</b></a> (<a href="http://www.fimoculous.com/" title="via">via</a>)
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      <dc:date>2008-10-05T16:57:09-08:00</dc:date>
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<p>So I forgot to blog anything yesterday. Dude. I suck. The thing is, I keep thinking I&#8217;ll do it when I get to work. The problem is that I just <i>do not have the time</i>. Not only have I been off for twelve days and am a bit underwater, but this time of year is generally crappy-busy like. Just a lot to do, even if business isn&#8217;t what we&#8217;d like it to be. Just no time to slack! 
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Anyhoo, so like bad me. I promise to be better.&nbsp;
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      <dc:date>2008-10-04T19:04:10-08:00</dc:date>
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Corny, cheesy straight porn animated for even more craziness! What&#8217;s not to love? (<a href="http://echeblog.blogspot.com" title="via">via</a>)
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      <dc:date>2008-10-03T06:47:27-08:00</dc:date>
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<p>Is now passed. Weird. We weren&#8217;t close, other than working in the same  building&#8230; I mean, the ornament is from 2 Christmases ago. But still.
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<p><img src="http://www.danielphillip.com/images/new.gif" alt="image" width="24" height="17"/>A question that has been floating around the &#8216;net lately&#8230;
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<a href="http://doesmccainwearadiaper.com/" title="Does McCain Wear a Diaper? "><b>Does McCain Wear a Diaper?</b> </a> (<a href="http://presurfer.blogspot.com/" title="via">via</a>)
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<p>So if we are against (?) Naked Squirrels, how about this? 
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<img src="http://www.danielphillip.com/images/new.gif" alt="image" width="24" height="17"/><a href="http://www.nakedclowncalendar.com/bio.html" title="Naked Clowns"><b>Naked Clowns</b></a> (<a href="http://freakgirl.com/blog/" title="via">via</a>). 
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<p><img src="http://www.danielphillip.com/images/new.gif" alt="image" width="24" height="17"/><a href="http://www.squirrelunderpants.com/" title="Squirrel Underpants - Protect the world from Squirrel Nudity"><a href="http://www.squirrelunderpants.com/" title="Squirrel Underpants - Protect the world from Squirrel Nudity"><b>Squirrel Underpants - Protect the world from Squirrel Nudity</b></a></a> (<a href="http://presurfer.blogspot.com/" title="via">via</a>).&nbsp;
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<p>Only my <a href="http://twitter.com/" title="Twitter">Twitter</a> and <a href="http://www.plurk.com" title="Plurk">Plurk</a> pals will know why the name of this game tickles me so&#8230; 
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<img src="http://www.danielphillip.com/images/new.gif" alt="image" width="24" height="17"/><a href="http://www.anatomyarcade.com/games/WAB/WAB.html" title="Whack-A-Bone"><b>Whack-A-Bone</b></a> (<a href="http://blort.meepzorp.com/" title="via">via</a>). 
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<p>So I was waiting to get my haircut today. I should have called ahead to get my name on the list&#8230; Anyhoo, so there I was at the Fantastic Sam&#8217;s because I am a stylish gal on the go, patiently waiting my turn with Annie the styling goddess. In walks this old woman. She does an odd circle of the waiting area and I noticed almost immediately that the gal was just not right in the head. She was doing a lot of muttering and swearing under her breath. Something about the place being &#8220;unclean&#8221; and &#8220;slovenly&#8221;. Yes, slovenly. She of course took a seat right nearby! Yay! So there we were waiting and the old gal just kept on with her diatribe, this time trying every now and then to engage me as she gestured at the closest stylist. &#8220;You chop it up boy, you chop it real good for him.&#8221; At this point I decided that it was best to engage my coffee. Scary&#8230; She made a few other colorful racist sounding remarks as well as revisiting the whole &#8220;unclean&#8221; thing. Luckily it was my turn. As I rushed to safety behind the counter she really got into it with the closest stylist. He was in mid-haircut but paused long enough to somehow get her out the door. I wish I could have heard what he said! All I know is that as the crazy old gal left she turned and said &#8220;That&#8217;s right. I got your number, and <i>you</i> have mine!&#8221;
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It sounded like a threat. Oh boy!
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<p>Outside&#8230; WTF?
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