Where do I begin?? Betty and I went out for pumpkins today with intent to carve! I mean, after all, we got that power saw at Oktoberfest.. So we ended up at the gi-normous pumpkin patch in Mission Valley right here in the heart of San Diego. It was 80 degrees, I wore shorts, and we went to pumpkin shoppin’! Lots of craziness ensued. We saw a man’s ass crack. We saw Eeyore. We bought a ton of pumpkin.

No editing other than some cheesy clapping and laughing.. Here is our fall day in San Diego. Plus! Ass crack after the jump….

Check out pictures! Here, here, and video here!

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It exhausts me to even start it. Confess? Confessions? Don’t you all realize I am a self centered, self promoting,  reclusive whore?

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Wait. I guess that makes no sense. Yet it makes perfect sense. Of course I’ll do it! Anywho, here goes. (How was this formatted?? Oh. *Copies Betty*)

I confess… I am a bit bummed about the ‘gayness’ of this blog. It was always my goal to not be in the gay, or any other niche. I’m not. I made my goal and am glad I have a broad appeal. My readers and links come from all types of places. I have never been a noted, new, or otherwise ‘gay blog’ and yet I am jealous. Especially around any ‘blog award’ time. (But I have the Blog Whore thing to remember, haven’t I?)

I confess… I do not like San Diego nearly as much as the Bay Area. It depresses me, and I sometimes wish I’d never moved. Even though the quality of my life has improved, I feel a bit trapped here.

I confess… I enjoy the cats waaay more than I let on. The beasts.

I confess… I do not take world events seriously. I realize that’s not a good thing. It’s something I work on everyday. I recently registered to vote again. I haven’t voted since Clinton! See, I’m working on it. I even have a favorite news program, but I pretend the pretty female anchors are lesbians… BUT I watch the news daily.

I confess… I am a horrible writer. This is probably obvious. I actually think earlier entries here were better, but nowadays you have to be careful posting about work, and that’s like 90 percent of my life so I am left with little to no subject matter. I mean, you can only write about that rude cashier at the grocery so many times…. and (see above) I am awful with world events and news.

And now the tagging. Hmm. Laura, Charlie, and Reilly seem to have interesting things going on. A bit too interesting. Will they play along?

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That’s right.

Referrals are fun.

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