@tenthmuse I tried! I even combed my CSS looking for what might make it do that.. This is why YOU are a web designer & I work at the mall ;)
9:58 pm Sep 01
It's sad how little I use iPad since iOS 4 on iPhone. It just feels old school now!
9:37 pm Sep 01
@tenthmuse omg I am picky! It uses a "ul" that creates a list dot. I ain't signing up for that! Haha!
9:36 pm Sep 01
@tenthmuse i get it working perfect then in five minutes Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach()pi.twitter_timeline.php on line 394
7:28 pm Sep 01
@tenthmuse yes yes. it's the new version that keeps breaking itself!! GRRR! i've cracked it open, poked around, changed my code, ect. :(
7:27 pm Sep 01
Still trying to fix my twitter-to-blog issue. It fixes, then breaks by its-self!
7:07 pm Sep 01
I love LOVE this video. I had forgotten about it. I have to say, you can Ba ra ra ro ma me all you want… but this video is genius. Without the Cave-woman chanting. Not that I don’t love some Gaga, but Madonna is my girl.
So clearly tho, with this type of Madonna playing non-stop, I must be in a mood. Yup. Correct. I am.
I am alone on New Year’s Eve. Kill me now. Kidding. Kinda. But srsly, after 12 consistant New Years together you’d think it was an important tradition. Which, SIGH, it is… I just couldn’t get the time off for the Big Vegas New Year Celebration and Birthday Bash. Not my birthday, but a member of our San Diego Family. But I knew it was important and really didn’t have any say. Richard would be in Vegas this New Year. I was calm, supportive, all the things I should be. But now I am miserable. Alone. On one of our favorite holidays (marks the actual END of holiday shopping season…). I had no champagne. I had no Chinese food. I get no kiss.
1. el gato diablo
1. the cat devil
2. nitnelav do not mess with el gato diablo
And so there we were, in the middle of our “training” session. You see, I had been reading this book that I picked up… “Cat Training in 10 Minutes”. We have had limited success, but enough that I had a bit of hope. I want a well trained cat. One that you just trust. Right? But tonight training was not going well. In fact she was a total rebel in all regards. Richard had told me that she gets like this, but I have never seen it. Little Versace is my baby! She can do no wrong!
But tonight she was terrible. Awful. I was losing my patience! I was… Well *she* was on my last gay nerve and I was gonna explode! She was even unresponsive to her “training”, where usually it goes pretty smooth. She is very smart after all. Anyhoo, so there we were, a soggy chip on the floor and a very naughty kitten. I cleaned up. I scooped up Versace and we went to another room where I could shut the door and eliminate distractions. She still wouldn’t behave. I decided to try a trick Richard taught me. I picked her up and flipped her on her back. I tried to calm her. She fought. I held her in place as best I could and continued. I told her she doesn’t always get her way. did she understand me? No, of course, but in my body language I think yes. After the clawing and fighting she settled at last. I eventually put her down. After a few minutes of pouting (she always pouts!) we had the best training ever and are again BFF’s.
*phew*
In non-cat news I also purposefully pissed off a grocery store clerk today. I know, I am awful. Going straight to hell. Sure. I get it. But the woman was retarded! Look. I was next. All that there was in front of me were these two dudes with like 3 things. Golden. So I waited. Dude #1’s card was declined. He then slowly counted out all the cash in his pockets. Not enough. So then his buddy emptied *his* pockets. After counting, and the recounting (BTW this was the “Express Lane”) they were still 84 cents short. So dude #2 says he’ll go to the car and get the rest. WTF? So Dude one tells the clerk to go ahead and “void” the transaction and let us pay. “Oh no”, she says. “Then I’ll have to get a manager to do the void, and just to re-ring you when you get back. No way. Y’all go ahead.”
Again. WTF? Is this woman for real? So she holds up the (only) express line so dumb and dumber can go dig in their car for nickels. So I say something rude as she “apologizes” even tho we all know she has instigated the whole thing to avoid doing a *void*. “This is why I never shop at Von’s” I say. An honest remark. We have complained all the way to regional level with no results. The SoCal Safeway Co. clearly is way different than NoCal. Anyhoo. She snaps back at me. Rudely, of course, but I was not nice and expected a challenge. I was pissed. “But y’all keep on coming back!” She then told me to gather up my things and wait on check-stand #1 because she had called for back-up. I didn’t move, which was good because as expected no one came up. Even after she herself screeched into the overhead. After like an eternity dumb and dumber had found enough pennies in the car to pay and I was finally rung up. Miss Thing at the register and I bickered some more. Dude. I hate that store. It’s always the same. I am a manager in a customer service field and I cannot, will not tolerate stupidity, poor training, AND rudeness all in one transaction! But I feel bad for being so awful. But she was clearly an idiot! But I have guilt.