I read an interesting post today. It involved sexuality, gender roles, and posed a question. Straight or gay, to me, the basic question is about sexual attraction. Are you attracted to masculinity/femininity or do you just need the right parts? Although of course it can go deeper than that. Sexuality can be very complex.

Sure it’s not at all work safe. In fact, you may be either offended or even grossed out if you click through… But I invite you to check it out. Then tell us anonymously: Do you pick A or B? I will provide a choice C, but you’ll have to justify it in comments.. I’ll leave my answer after the jump.

For me, well… this was not so tough. (But then I imagined meeting these two in a bar, fully clothed, because that is more likely than seeing them all naked with their genitals all akimbo…)  I like a manly man. A man that looks and smells and feels like a man. To me that’s the whole point. That’s what rev’s my engine long before we even get to the plumbing involved. So I think that I would have more to stimulate me with choice A. How far that stimulation would go is another story… I mean proper tools are gonna be needed at some point, I would think…

who are you attracted to?

total votes: 24

as a straight man i pick a

 0% (0)

 

as a straight man i pick b

 13% (3)

 

as a gay man i pick a

 29% (7)

 

as a gay man i pick b

 17% (4)

 

as a woman i pick a

 0% (0)

 

as a woman i pick b

 25% (6)

 

as a lesbian i pick a

 0% (0)

 

as a lesbian i pick b

 0% (0)

 

c (explained in comments)

 17% (4)

 

tagged: poll sex sexuality transgender gender buck angel attraction

daniel · early evening · 10 comments · ping it

April Fools’ is one of those days that I have a love-hate relationship with. I am sooo glad I am not at work today. A few years back at my other job the associates all slowly turned in resignations all day. The first 15 minutes of that was torture because it was so believable the way they did it. Then yeah, it was just funny. I think it was nice that they cared enough to ‘fool’ me, but really I hated it. My earliest memory of an April Fools’ joke was one my father pulled on my mom. She was at work. I think it was her first time back in the work-force since me and my brother had been birthed and junk. Anyway, my father called her in an absolute panic and told her the fish tank had fallen over. Hilarity ensued. My poor mother. She is still pissed aboot that.

So do you ‘fool’ the kids on April Fools’ Day?

participate in the april fools'?

total votes: 11

no, it's childish

 9% (1)

 

was that today?

 55% (6)

 

yes! i am a prankster (best prank in comments)

 9% (1)

 

other (in comments)

 27% (3)

 

tagged: poll holidays pranks april fools' day

daniel · lunch time · 4 comments · ping it

At this point we have all seen the Sarah Silverman (I lover her!) video about f*cking Matt Damon. (Why can’t I just type fucking? What’s my damage?) Anyway, now Jimmy Kimmel has posted his response, ‘I’m f*cking Ben Affleck’. It’s hilarious too. And so many celebs got in on it… totally funny. But it got me wondering. Who would you rather f*ck? Matt Damon or Ben Affleck?

(gay or straight, boy or girl, just play along. it’s a rhetorical thing… right?)

Matt or Ben?

total votes: 38

matt damon

 66% (25)

 

ben affleck

 34% (13)

 

tagged: funny poll video ben affleck sarah silverman fucking matt damon jimmy kimmel matt damon

daniel · the wee hours · 14 comments · ping it

Many people enjoy the romance of Valentine’s Day and go to great lengths to celebrate. Others find it totally torturous that a day exists. Some just like the candy. Heh. I myself am somewhere in the middle. It depends if my work schedule allows me to celebrate (this year it doesn’t). I actually moved in with Richard on Valentine’s Day. Isn’t that cute? I do have to wonder why, as retail folk, we ended up with the 2 most relationship defining events on holidays. It is so hard to get time off!

Anyhoo, I was wondering. How are y’all celebrating V.D. this year?

how are you celebrating valentine's?

total votes: 19

chocolates and flowers, traditional and simple

 5% (1)

 

we always go to dinner

 0% (0)

 

just a card

 5% (1)

 

the first 2 actually

 5% (1)

 

home alone. booze, chocolate, and a movie.

 11% (2)

 

our love needs no special day

 32% (6)

 

a weekend trip

 0% (0)

 

@#&% valentine's

 21% (4)

 

other (in comments)

 21% (4)

 

tagged: poll retail romance holidays relationship candy valentine's day

daniel · lunch time · 17 comments · ping it

I am uninvited. Or more clearly NOT invited…

...by one of Richard’s friends. A person that we had invited to OUR party. Well now I think this person should be UNinvited to ours if I am unwelcome at theirs. Richard doesn’t want to stoop to their level. I have no problem stooping… (If you are a member, log in for more details)  What would you do?

uninvite or not?

total votes: 26

uninvite! one rude turn deserves another

 31% (8)

 

leave it lie, we don't need more drama at christmas

 12% (3)

 

don't uninvite, but make a scene if they show. just like bree...

 12% (3)

 

pretend you don't know and be extra nice! kill 'em w/kindness!

 46% (12)

 

tagged: richard holiday ocd poll party vagina wine pissed

daniel · late at night · 6 comments · ping it

Is it wrong to moblog from a photography showing?

moblog at an art show?

total votes: 10

yes

 10% (1)

 

no

 60% (6)

 

only on the sly...

 20% (2)

 

mo who?

 10% (1)

 

tagged: poll moblog wrong

daniel · late afternoon · 2 comments · ping it