Oldie but goodie!!

MERRY KISS MY ASS!!

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daniel · early evening · say it · ping it

I knew it was time to get my ass out of bed when I started dreaming that I was on my hands and knees sweeping up someone else’s kitchen floor. 

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daniel · late morning · 1 comment · ping it

Can Spice Girls make music with iPhones?

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daniel · mid-afternoon · say it · ping it

Re: Re: “Sat Plans”*

“Do you think 7pm.  Is early enough.  I think that’s good.  You don’t want to be on the hook for dinner.  So that gives people a chance to get something to eat before heading to your house.” [edited for effect]

Dude, who are people? What people are coming besides *us*, the inner circle, and why would we put our host, our best girlfriend, “on the hook” for dinner? Really? Is this Gossip Girls? Am I that big of an eater? (I’m not a big eater, but guard your liquor! Kidding! It’s just my rep) But Srsly. It’s shit like this that makes me wanna stay at home.

“On the hook for dinner”. My gawd. Are we not grown-ups capable of feeding ourselves? “On the hook”?? REALLY?

*Title changed to protect… well, nobody… changed for added drama actually.

This is what I used to blog. Everything. I stopped due to my life colliding with the blog. Didn’t want to offend. You know what? Sometimes I am offended and no one worries about me..

Back to business as usual.

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daniel · late at night · 2 comments · ping it

So I was waiting to get my haircut today. I should have called ahead to get my name on the list… Anyhoo, so there I was at the Fantastic Sam’s because I am a stylish gal on the go, patiently waiting my turn with Annie the styling goddess. In walks this old woman. She does an odd circle of the waiting area and I noticed almost immediately that the gal was just not right in the head. She was doing a lot of muttering and swearing under her breath. Something about the place being “unclean” and “slovenly”. Yes, slovenly. She of course took a seat right nearby! Yay! So there we were waiting and the old gal just kept on with her diatribe, this time trying every now and then to engage me as she gestured at the closest stylist. “You chop it up boy, you chop it real good for him.” At this point I decided that it was best to engage my coffee. Scary… She made a few other colorful racist sounding remarks as well as revisiting the whole “unclean” thing. Luckily it was my turn. As I rushed to safety behind the counter she really got into it with the closest stylist. He was in mid-haircut but paused long enough to somehow get her out the door. I wish I could have heard what he said! All I know is that as the crazy old gal left she turned and said “That’s right. I got your number, and you have mine!”

It sounded like a threat. Oh boy!

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daniel · mid-afternoon · say it · ping it

I took a nap today. An actual real life out for an hour (or three?) nap. WTF? I never nap. I hate napping. In fact, people that do nap normally annoy me. There will be plenty of time for sleep when we are dead!

But today it was me. We got back from dropping off Richard’s car, had breakfast (that is the new deal for getting up early to drive each other to appointments), met *Eric* the window guy, and then I went to the couch and went to sleep. You see, I haven’t had much ‘sleeping in’ time. In fact, I have been up early for the last 3 or four days off that I had. So my excuse for the weakness that caused me to nap is all the waking up early. Especially since I had not really gone to bed earlier. I try to go to bed, but normally can’t sleep for a bit, so I will read, or listen to podcasts, or play with my phone. You know, till sleep comes to me. Right. So I napped. The weird thing is that sleeping in the middle of the day has put me in this time warp. I have lost time people! It was almost a panicky feeling at first. I hate it.

I should have just made coffee.

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daniel · early evening · say it · ping it

I was thinking it’d be fun to post a weekend recap or something. Then I realized it’s Wednesday. Erm. It would all be old news. Next time, I guess.

Yikes. I need to really refocus myself. But not today. I don’t think today is a good day for that at all.

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daniel · early evening · 1 comment · ping it

Did I survive the weekend? Did I?

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daniel · early morning · say it · ping it